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An Irish Daughter
An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon return, her father cussed her, “Where have ye been all this time?”
Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn’t ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum thru?”
The girl, crying, replied, “Sniff, sniff… dad… I became a prostitute”
“Ye what?!! Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You’re a disgrace to this family.”
“OK, dad – as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a savings certificate for $5 million. For my little brother, this gold Rolex and for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that’s parked outside plus a membership to the country club…(takes a breath)… and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera, and… ”
“Now what was ye said ye had become?” says dad. Dad, crying again, “Sniff, sniff… a prostitute, dad! Sniff, sniff…”
“Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said PROTESTANT! Come here and give yer old man a hug”
An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon return, her father cussed her, “Where have ye been all this time?”
Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn’t ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum thru?”
The girl, crying, replied, “Sniff, sniff… dad… I became a prostitute”
“Ye what?!! Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You’re a disgrace to this family.”
“OK, dad – as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a savings certificate for $5 million. For my little brother, this gold Rolex and for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that’s parked outside plus a membership to the country club…(takes a breath)… and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera, and… ”
“Now what was ye said ye had become?” says dad. Dad, crying again, “Sniff, sniff… a prostitute, dad! Sniff, sniff…”
“Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said PROTESTANT! Come here and give yer old man a hug”